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Don’t tell me what I cannot do!

How do you react when some stranger tells you that you do not have the skills required to do something ? This question refers to all those who have been told that they cannot do something. We had been to a restaurant where they provided valet parking. When we came out after dinner, we noticed that one of my friend's car was parked precariously close to a tree and somehow they had managed to keep another car across it at an haphazard angle. It was going to take lots of maneuvering to get the vehicle out of that spot. There was a buffer space of 10 inches max..ie.. 5 inches on either side.I should have taken a photograph but at that moment, it never occurred to me! My friend wanted to get the car out of there. The minute he got into the driving seat of the car, a passing valet comment...
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A lesson from an Exam

Two children of 8th Grade. Two different places. The same experience. They learn different lessons. Student A: There was a state level science exam conducted at our school. And since there were no external monitors, the teachers were giving away the answers as well as the questions. I felt that it was wrong. I mean- don't you think its cheating ? I refused to take down the answers and wrote down whatever I knew. I was feeling so happy and proud to have done the right thing. I raced home to tell my mom this. She heard me narrate the entire thing. She smiled and praised me for my honesty. But then she added " So tomorrow when the results will be out, everyone you know would have scored more than you. The people who see these results will never know that the others had copied and you did ...
Humor

Bigger the better

*May contain offensive content She: It is huge. He : I know its big.. But I want you to take it. I know that you will manage fine. She: But its too big... He: ha ha.. size always matters baby.. bigger, the better... Just take it.. She: Are you sure I can..?? He: Don't worry.. I am there and will be there if you don't like it. Now don't argue, don't think and just take it please.. She : Ok.. If you say so.. __________________________________________________________ He: So.. How is it ? She : You were right.. Bigger the better... He : Told you so... She: Oh.. I am in love with it.. This is just so amazing... Don't know what you were thinking but She now owns a Samsung Galaxy Note..
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The Adoption

He said his mom did not entertain the idea of adoption. She reminded him that they did not stay with his parents. He said that he would never go against his mom. She reminded him that theirs was a love marriage and that his mom had not entertained it initially. He said he would have difficulty in loving a child that was not his own blood. She reminded him that they had gone over this earlier and that he was replaying the same cards again just to stop the process. He asked her to choose between him and the unknown child. She bowed down her head and gave in to the man whom she loved. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was supposed to start my 2nd grade the next day. The Father had told me that I would be getting new parents...
Humor

Remember when

Do you remember how close you were holding me when we entered the house together for the first time? It took me a while in the hall before I could move to your bedroom. You were so loving and caring that you even took care of my cleanliness and hygiene for me. I have no idea what happened to change this way of lifestyle. I was thrown out of your room and into your kitchen. You threw rotten eggs, tomatoes and everything else at me. I bore it all with silence. Is it my fault that you stopped taking care of me? Is it my fault that you turned your concentration to other things in your life ? Maybe staying silent was my fault. I stood there silently, accepting every sad- bad thing that came my way. Under your uncaring eyes- I grew filthy , discolored and began to reek of unholy odo...
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World Water Day 2012

Dear Diary. There is a blogging competition at my office and I desperately want to send in an entry. Well, I have never really felt acute shortage of water anywhere in my life. And whenever there was a slightest bit of problem, there was a solution just around the corner. And I am confused what to write as I have no experience or memory to write from. Think of something..think of something...Let me call up mom, she always helps clear my thoughts... an hour and a few phone calls later..I now know what is happening in my friends life, what events are coming up in my college, what new antics the new pups at my home are up to...etc...But nothing about water...Let me park this for a while, clearly there is no point writing something without a skeleton of the story in mind. "SAM..SWITCH ON TH...
Humor

Locked out Luck

There is an old Hindi Saying ' Dene Wala Jab Bhi Deta, Deta Chappad Phaad Ke'. It roughly means, 'You cannot have anything in small amounts, It is all or nothing'. The following happened to me on the evening of 13.Nov.2011. Funny and unlucky in equal parts. Imagine this is you - You have had a rough day at work and are late to reach home (late by your watch). You park your vehicle at the apartment parking lot and run towards the door as u are new to the place and not so sure that it is a safe area. You finally reach your door, it is in total darkness which means your room mates aren't home yet. You reach into your purse to take out the key. Oops, it is not there. U remember putting it in another bag the previous day. You recollect, one of your two roommates telling you in the m...
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Sibling Squabble

Anyone with siblings would know that squabbles and arguments as kids is inevitable. And once you start enjoying those silly fights, it is going to be really irritating for the parents.  Luckily for my parents, we sisters never hit each other but our voices could get pretty loud. My mom could never understand how we could argue so much about every topic on this planet in general. My sister and I could never understand how she grew up with two siblings without arguing a single day. We pretty much argued about everything. Out of all such incidents, I remember one clearly. It was a Saturday afternoon, and we were screaming at each other at top of our voices. My mom was so angry with the two of us that she exclaimed "you girls are worse than cats and dogs". At that moment, our topic of di...
Messages for Love\Love for Messages
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Messages for Love\Love for Messages

Girl  : You never send me messages. Guy : Why would I send messages when I can talk to you? Girl  : But messages are so nice. I can read them anytime I want. Guy : Well.. You can call me whenever you want. Girl : You just do not understand. When you cannot even do such simple things for me, how can you profess that you love me ? Guy : Whaaat? How did you reach that conclusion. Most of the times, I am either with you or talking to you. You want me to message you as well ? Girl  : *waterworks begin* . I knew you do not love me. Its only I who love you. How stupid of me. Guy : What is wrong with you girls ? Do you even have a logic anywhere in your assumptions ? Girl : No.. They say that True Love always finds a way. If you had loved me you would have found a way to message. You wou...