Anyone with siblings would know that squabbles and arguments as kids is inevitable. And once you start enjoying those silly fights, it is going to be really irritating for the parents. Luckily for my parents, we sisters never hit each other but our voices could get pretty loud.
My mom could never understand how we could argue so much about every topic on this planet in general. My sister and I could never understand how she grew up with two siblings without arguing a single day. We pretty much argued about everything.
Out of all such incidents, I remember one clearly. It was a Saturday afternoon, and we were screaming at each other at top of our voices. My mom was so angry with the two of us that she exclaimed “you girls are worse than cats and dogs”. At that moment, our topic of discussion changed and without even realizing it, we started arguing about which one of us is a DOG and which one is a CAT. It took us a couple of minutes to realize how silly it was. We finally turned around to see mom laughing herself to death, thanks to us. Well we had to save our face, we just said “U wouldn’t understand” and walked out of the room together.
Girl : You never send me messages.
Guy : Why would I send messages when I can talk to you?
Girl : But messages are so nice. I can read them anytime I want.
Guy : Well.. You can call me whenever you want.
Girl : You just do not understand. When you cannot even do such simple things for me, how can you profess that you love me ?
Guy : Whaaat? How did you reach that conclusion. Most of the times, I am either with you or talking to you. You want me to message you as well ?
Girl : *waterworks begin* . I knew you do not love me. Its only I who love you. How stupid of me.
Guy : What is wrong with you girls ? Do you even have a logic anywhere in your assumptions ?
Girl : No.. They say that True Love always finds a way. If you had loved me you would have found a way to message. You would have at least used a scheduler.
Guy : A scheduler ? You want messages from a scheduler ? Listen to yourself ..!!!
Girl : It doesn’t matter how or what. I want messages when I see my cell phone and they should be from you. It makes me feel so happy.
Guy : Alright. Don’t you dare complain later…Girls these days…And for a minute there, I really thought you would be different from the others… Let me see what I can do..
Girl : really ? You will send me messages. You are such a wonderful person. *etc etc..
Guy : *etc etc
PS: Yesterday afternoon I was in a meeting for an hour. Post the meeting- I had 60 messages. The same message scheduled to be sent every 1 minutes..!!! What can I say , I asked for it !!